In an effort to ensure that SQUATTER * has at least one function per week, I submit this run report on behalf of CRUNCHY CRACK.

Run 1972 at Palace De Rosser (Mk2)

As usual, the streets surrounding Palace De Rosser are chockers with abandoned and stolen cars which means the pack must park kilometres away and warm up just getting to the venue. The usual large crowd has formed on the driveway in anticipation of a good run and better nosh.

There is the usual idol chit chat regarding who set the run and who killed who.

The run and walk set off up the hill (Surprise surprise) and followed the winding steep streets of Duffy. The walkers could hear the calls form the runners doing it tough a few streets over. Of note was a lack of Hash Halts which are usually more prolific on a JR run.

GERBILS run report was beige in nature except for the bit about FLUID MOVEMENT coming out of the bushes pulling up her knickers.
McTRASH launched into standard hash walk report number seven (Variant three).

For all his efforts, JR was awarded 2/10
Virgins: Marilyn from Torrens, who was forced to cum by LGS
Lots of returnees
DUCKHEAD was charged for his superpower of being able to do everything
JR was given a Tun because he shut the drink stop to early
DUCKHEAD was charged for stalking EASY and POP TART
DRUNKEN TIGER was charged for achieving GILF status
FLUID MOVEMENT was charged for almost achieving MILF status
A charged bounced back on McTRASH as he attempted to charge the bucket for not supplying Monteiths Black every week
The little prick was awarded to MIXO for riding the run

Hashversaries went to:
HIDDEN FLAGON: 60
DICKHEAD2: 92
MATILDA: 92
POP TART: 250
FLUID MOVEMENT: 68

Thus endeth the lesson

ON ON

* Ed. I believe I have had 6 functions this week but I am seeing my doctor about returning to the cutting edge of functioning.  And my other unreported function was to lead the pack in a stirring rendition of that old hash favourite "fornicate off Nigel!"